【The Walrus】My Guilty Pleasure Is My Old Friend, Diet Pepsi

poop

意味　〈人〉をへとへとにさせる.

I’ll begin by stating that this is not so much an essay about Diet Pepsi as it is about wine. I came out of the COVID-19 years drinking a glass of wine a day, two if I was writing, in addition to my usual weekend consumption of plentiful wine over dinner with friends. ­Nearly everyone in my world here in Montreal, where people are sharp and thinky and food obsessed and nobody wants to be a party pooper, told me that my kind of drinking was no problem. Still, it bothered me. Because wine felt like a new anvil of wanting sitting in the middle of my life, another layer to manage in an internal world already painfully overabundant with desire.

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teetotal

意味　絶対禁酒の.

I was not going to become teetotal. But I needed a replacement strategy for my at-home wine—mainly, the wine that accompanied the writing, which I saw as my slipperiest slope. So I went to the supermarket to find the most explosively fun drink I could drink instead. I scanned past all the irritatingly good-for-you millennial soft drinks, all those seltzers with a spritz of pomegranate, and Italian-ish things that are some variation on Orangina, and landed in the very bad, corn ­syrupy place: the root beer, the Coke, the Sprite, the Pepsi. And then I saw the other bad place—the Diet Coke, the diet ginger ale, the Diet Pepsi, all the aspartame and papery, chemical tastes and weird, counterproductive diet culture. And I was like: Yeah. I’m gonna be this kind of bad—twentieth­-century diet-cola bad.

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おお、こんな単語があるのか。確かに「完全禁酒じゃなくてちょっとした節酒くらいなの」って区別したい時あるもんな。

plummet

意味　[～＋[副]]〈乗り物などが〉垂直に落ちる ; 〈物価などが〉 急に下落する .

Diet sodas have been plummeting in popularity over the past number of years, their market share eaten into by everything from coffee to water. Diet cola’s current, most well-known lovers are a progressive’s nightmare of Bad White Men—Elon Musk famously photographed his bedside table laden with guns and cans of Diet Coke; while in office, Donald Trump was known to drink twelve cans a day. Score a billion for the reputation of coconut water, then.

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無糖炭酸水のシェアが上がったよなーこんなにブランドやフレーバーが増えるなんて。

affinity

意味　[C][単数形で]＜…への＞ （生来的で強い） 親近感, 親しみ, 好み; 相性 ＜for＞.

Anyway, myself, I hadn’t drunk diet cola in a while. When I was in high school and college, in the 1980s and ’90s, I drank it all the time. Why it was Diet Pepsi rather than the more popular Diet Coke is a mystery, possibly answered by Quebec’s long-standing affinity for Pepsi over other colas. Back then, my Diet Pepsi drinking was part of a routine of borderline-anorexic self-perfectionism that also included chains of Marlboro Lights (which we club kids would buy from the reservations) and sugar-free gum, plus very tight dresses and eccentric forms of teenaged calorie restriction that still managed to include poutine at 2 a.m. Diet Pepsi was not a place of health for me but rather of decadent control.

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10代の貧乏時期、空腹紛らわすために飲んでたなぁ。人生で一番痩せたw

ruse

意味　[C]たくらみ, 計略, 策略.

In other words, Diet Pepsi tastes like a process. And I was in a process. When the silver-bullet cans landed in my kitchen, next to the Greek yogurt and organic eggs and Moroccan olives, my teenaged daughter looked at me like I had placed a large bag of cocaine in the fridge. My younger, who is eight and a fan of the junkiest foods on earth, was dancing with excitement, because this was not some bubbly pleasure-ruse that smelled like blood orange; here were real soft drinks.

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